I have seen lots of things involving “MuslimApologies” lately.
They shouldn’t be the ones apologizing. We should.
So to every Muslim woman I have ever passed in the street,
I’m genuinely sorry that I have a tendency to stare at you. I just really admire your hijab/niqāb (they’re so pretty! <3) and often your outfit as well. Muslim women just seem awesomely fashionable to me, I don’t know why. I’m staring because I admire you. Please don’t misunderstand. I’m just too shy and quiet to tell you that I like what you’re wearing. But I really do. =)
This is a Diamond engagement ring (kinda obvious)
And this is an Opal engagement ring.
Just my opinion but why isn’t opal a giant thing :? You also get crazy variations like the Lightning Ridge Black Opal….
Dragons Breath Fire Opal…..
Even this fucking Harlequin Opal that looks like a rainbow on LSD
…JUST… OPALS MAN
DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
i wasnt going to reblog but then
The ass tho
That’s.. actually incredible. Not the ass, I mean that’s good yes but, fuck yeah Hawkeye Initiative!
I’m just impressed someone can contort themselves into the stupid poses they put women in on the covers of comic books.
Never not reblog this post
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.
chill it’s cos your rare
the entire female population of east asia is rare?
homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed
It got better